I Was Going to Parent by the Book, But I Forgot Where I Put It T-Shirt

Parenting by the book sounds great—if only you could remember where you put it! This hilarious and relatable t-shirt is perfect for ADHD and neurodivergent parents who are doing their best, even if their executive function has other plans. Whether you’re a mom, dad, or caregiver who constantly misplaces everything (including parenting advice), this tee will make you laugh and feel seen.

Soft, comfortable, and perfect for everyday wear, this t-shirt makes a great gift for exhausted parents, forgetful moms and dads, or anyone who embraces the chaos of parenting. Whether you're zoning out in a meeting or wondering where you put your coffee (again), this shirt is here to remind you: you’re not alone!

🛒 Return Policy:

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return. Please double-check your order and feel free to reach out with any questions.

📦 Shipping:

Orders are processed within 5-7 business days, and shipping within the United States typically takes 2-5 business days after that.

👕 About the Shirts:

We use Bella + Canvas 3001 tees – known for their soft, lightweight feel and flattering fit. They’re breathable, durable, and perfect for everyday wear.

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🧼 Care Instructions:

To keep your shirt looking fresh and vibrant for longer:

• Wash inside out in cold water
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design

🔍 Important Note:

The colors you see on your screen might appear slightly different when printed. This is normal due to monitor settings, but rest assured – we strive to get as close to the original design as possible.

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Thank you for supporting our small shop – we can’t wait to print something special just for you!